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@Jens_Rasmussen
It's hard to beat these, but shouldn't somewhere in there be: House loan, car loan, student loan and a credit card?

@realcaseyrollins@social.teci.world @realcaseyrollins@narwhal.city
Send shit to their headquarters?

Does "they literally asked for it on TV ad" count as a defense in the court?

@WeissenSocken88 @Nou @VBurner
The cover seriously removed Europe, but didn't remove Africa...

A true nigger moment.

Ok guys, make me fucking embarrassed.
What is the worst fedora tipping moment you saw?

Because we have people standing on the streets pointing to a fucking tree telling me it's a proof of God's existence. Oh, or we have people incapable of understanding survivorship bias when using the "house analogy". And let's not forget, that the house analogy is also a reversed probability problem.

ER released another TLoW
This is NOT a drill!!!
Repeat: This is NOT a drill!!!

@matana
😠 Didn't work on my dad when I was 12....

Damn, not even the fucking fake e-mail worked on him...

@BlinkRape @PapaPole @matana @bane
As someone who in his life saw at least 1 esotery book.... Yeah, you're damn right.

@matana I don't think this thing can impress anyone in here though.

@matana
Yeah... I just got pissed off when they played this in cinema, and I told myself... Weird... She wasn't goonified....

Because redhead in a modern movie just felt off for some reason. And when I realized why, I felt even worse.

(And the movie seems pointless, but that's nothing new.)

So, let me get this straight. Ariel cannot be a normal red-head in the little mermaid, but when she's turned into a villain, she can be as pale as me?

Just a coincidence... Move along.
yewtu.be/watch?v=mvRTLP0aQNw

@matana
BTW, I wish I could carve this into some academic's skin...

In minecraft.

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