Show newer

Spiderman 2 finale spoiler 

@ChristiJunior
And just for people, who got fooled by CPR, don't forget, that he still has the SUPER AIDS.

Spiderman 2 finale spoiler 

@ChristiJunior
So, the game ends with a huge "scifi beam", that kills off all Venom at once..............

But, Peter's venom suit remains ok. 🤡

And Harry dies, because Peter refuses to share... again 🤡

@ChristiJunior
Yeah, just shoot lightning into the particle accelerator. What could go wrong?

@ChristiJunior
Also, the game seriously doesn't understand, that there is no goo on the floor in the fight with wenom. NO!!! That is venom. Why is venom everywhere, but does nothing is beyond me.

Spiderman 2 spoiler 

Venom's wings have to be the worst animated wings I've seen in
a decade. Unironically.

Show thread

Spiderman 2 Most important lesson 

Whenever you make a goo based power, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, make the goo white!!!

Show thread

@ChristiJunior
The only thing I love more, is when men's suffering is blamed on patriarchy.

Spiderman 2 story spoiler: 

Also, literally all of the Venom's motivations are nothing but a collection of stereotypical hang-ups.

Noone likes me, noone read my book, noone's helping me.

People have much deeper thoughts then that FFS!!!

Show thread

People be like:
You cannot have a mid life crisis in your 20s, It has to happen in your 40s.

Bitch, I don't expect to live to 80. 20 is what I expect to be a mid life.

@BlinkRape @ChristiJunior
"You're so gifted. You can do it."
That seriously isn't what I needed to hear at uni :pepeDread:

@ChristiJunior
And the worst part, it's the "not rated" parts of your life, that will start rotting away. They are the price you pay.

And by time you notice that, you are in a deep shit.

@ChristiJunior
I also meant the fact, that this lifestyle escalates insanely quickly.

Be best in primary school? Any average kid can do that if they care.

In high school? IQ 120 and you better miss a few nights. Uni? :omegalul:

But it is once you enter the real work force, that this lifestyle throws you in fucking grave withing 5 years. And that is something, that people thinking of themselves as "the best of the best" are missing.

Spiderman 2 story spoiler: 

Please... When you're writing a superhero story with known characters, just don't bother with them using their name, before their "identity" is revealed. It ruins the fun for those who know.

Show thread

Spiderman 2 story spoiler: 

> When I was your age, I was head of the debate club, captain of the soccer team and a second violin in orchestra. Every year, I wanted a new feather in my cap, but when I tried to add honor roll student on top... I fell apart.

> Instead of being good at a few things, I wasn't good at anything

Who the fuck wrote this? I know, that the anwser is "a woman who never tried being best of the best", but bruh. This is not how you explain the concept of tradeoffs. You cannot be the best at 5/6 things. You can be the best at 1 if you're lucky.

No wonder they're all on adtidepresives with this mindset.

Show thread

Spiderman 2 story spoiler: 

So, I decided to watch the cutscenes, and 5 min in, I found out, that a person, who is capable of building autonomous robotic exo-sceleton.... cannot find a job.

(I am not saying diversity quotas,.......... but it's diversity quotas for sure.)

@ZySoua
I was looking at some Megumin statue yesterday...

It cost 7k czk.
I feel his pain now too.

Show older
Game Liberty Mastodon

Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.