Jewish guy in Miami shoots two men because he thinks they are Palestinian—but really they’re Israeli Jews!
The two Israeli victims post about it on social media—but they assume the shooter was Arab!
I’m Jewish enough to know this is peak comedy, just incredible levels of grievance and delusion. Larry David could never.
@Witch_Hunter_Siegfired
*Inflation... I wrote Inflation you stupid phone!!!
@Witch_Hunter_Siegfired
That's a new level of worshiping information I guess...
@beardalaxy
That's why I did put it there too.
I saw it once, and thought "This might be funny alibi". And unironically, it did fuck with a few people's heads.
So, I did get some laugh out of that dumb text.
@beardalaxy
They always fall for the parody account
@regendans
I am so tired of literally everyone using the argument of "but if our government wanted to be evil, they wouldn't need this tool/law anyway"...
So? Why let them do it legally then? How does that help me?
Quote (by a Mastodon instance admin) found on the Internet :
"I need privacy. Not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are." #privacy
Ok, I know this might sound crazy, but have you considered:
@archos
More CO2?
@zatrsakr
God, I am so happy that our cops know only Twitter and Facebook.
@xianc78 @monarchist
Interesting theory, except we already have a digital ID here, thanks to the treasonous politicians of the Pirate party.
@William_The_Dragonborn @Terry
Wait, you needed some more info for that to be obvious?
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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