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98.3
Just when I thought it was so over, I get hit with these beautiful numbers :D

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"Appeasing women's relentless demands is like feeding fish to a cat and expecting it to become a vegetarian." - Niccolò Machiavelli.

The weirdest part of the Matrix is, that the machines didn't negotiate a peace with humans yet.

I mean, you know people would return at least 3 times a week. willingly.

I just saw baguettes so small, that when I read the "mini baguettes"on the packaging, it took me several seconds to notice, that the word "mini" was nowhere to he found.

My brain just couldn't handle the bullshit, and had to fix it in post.

Turn on Wifi analizer on my Android phone.
I checked the available Wifis, all of them are just as I expected
Then I check my wifi setting.

Oh, I forgot to turn my WIFI on....

Wait a minute... 💀💀💀

@icare4america
What kind of an idiot would draw Trump about to crush Climate change and Harrison ready to save it?

Cooking is great and all, but I have 2 billion years of evolution whispering into my ear that raw meat is the most mind-blowing thing ever created.

And who the hell am I to argue?

I have unironically heard "Do you seriously want a kebab from a white dude?" as an anti-racist pro-immigration argument.

And I cannot wrap my head around the insane logic that could have lead to it.

BTW, yes. I did put the typo there on putpose just to piss you guys off.

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@cjd
You cannot get ultimate eggheads without breaking a few eggs.

And I mean it. There are czech schools, that are knows for sending people to psych ward, but people who pass are some of the most hackermanish people in the world.

But... It literally starts at university. That is 15 years of education "wasted" on soft schooling before you even get to that school. And then, if you thin the heard with diversity hires, then it was all pointless :alexjonessmile2:

@beardalaxy
I get it, the new program fits you.

But do you know, what would really not be a big deal? To call it notepad2 and keep the old one there.

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