Show newer

@graf
I love, how they have to compare every new disease to the coof.

I love, how now the hype era is completely over, and the HR people are apologysing in advance for having to offer me the miserable open office.

@Jens_Rasmussen
Sure... always in the meetings are, that is designed for the c-suite.

Job interview:
Here is your coffee sir. Please, sit in this modern office, complete with the newest generation projector, air conditioning etc, so we can discuss our salary.

After interview:
Here's your basement sir, you will share it with only 29 people.

@histoire3 @matrix
Bro, I am waiting for a job interview right now.
I need that boner.

We are getting to a place, where all the AI hate is getting insulting.

The guy said: make a new animal, that doesn't exist.
And then complains, when he gets a combination of cat, deer and dragon, and follows that by saying, that "AI just lacks imagination".

Bitch, you didn't tell kt to push the limits.
I wrote a simple prompt without any optimalization or thinking, and I got this:

Yes, they are all a bit stellar, but they are definitely not just a cat.

idiots..

@The_Almighty_Kek
Yeah, as cheap as it gets.

But, I seriously don't understand what about this is even mid-level maintanance.

My landlord had so far been completely fair. When it comes for instance to chainging the boiler, he took care of the entire thing.

@The_Almighty_Kek
There was no reason yet, small maintanance is my job.

If I come up with a larger plan, then it will be up to negotiation.

with the Moana remake and the internet making fun of the wig, may I remind everyone that the original cartoon is celebrating the culture of literal cannibals

@tomie
Let's not jump to any conclusions...
I like to not cross any option out too early.

@Gran3Walder
Not, as far as I know, but I might not be "drying it just enough".

I will definitely try being better. Thanks.

Hello guys, I need help.
I have a really small apartment, with 1 shelf for clothes. That being said, I am afraid to use it.

When I fill it up, it becomes a mold magnet. I know, that I can kill it off with Savo, but it get this bad back in a single year.

Any advice, what to do, so I won't have to clean this next year again?

It's truly weird to see the sudden difference between women who grew up pre and post red pill movement.

Even the wokest of gen z women I know don't say half the shit that the based millenial girls do.

They truly live in 2 different worlds.

Show older
Game Liberty Mastodon

Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.