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God: Sets light speed too 300 000 000m/s

Humans: Measure meter slightly off.
God: Doesn't matter, they will realize this mistake soon.

Humans measure speed of light and accept it's 299 792 458m/s
God: Are you all seriously that stupid?

@zatrsakr
Finally, a sweet justice :aniSparkle:

I held this image in my head ever since the Spiderman 2 PC game came out, and the animated movies didn't help either.

I just don't want to watch a "spiderman" who is a criminal destroying public property. It shouldn't even be controversial.

@zatrsakr
I kinda wanted to try Grok, but I am not logged in on my phone.

@zatrsakr
Sorry, here was my complete prompt:

Miles Morales and his girl friend being caught in a web, arrested by Spiderman in red and blue costume next to a sprayed wall. The spiderman is shouting at the arrested people. "No vandalism on my watch"

Good luck, I am looking forward to this art.

You know the Cyberpunk devs were laughing their ass off, when making the only young "romance option" into a lesbian.

@Obfuskation @HonkHonkBoom
Their role is to check if ESG dtandarts are met, so the company can have lower interest rates.

All, because we allowed the debt based economy in the first place. But, I have realized long ago, that explaining to lefties the concept of debt based economies is about as useful, as trying to explain empathy to women. :andyburnt:

@beardalaxy OMG!!!
You're using the profile picture.

THANK YOU!!! Such an honor.

Boss, I am tired.

I don't want to create a new account for every single bullshit.

Sadly, the comic I really wanted to generate is blocked by filters...

Because god forbid, I ask to get a pic of Spiderman stopping a crime.

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This is just weird. Gemini just refused to draw a comic containing a public figure.

What figure I mean? Lucius fox. 🫣
Either way, enjoy the test doodle.

@Mr_NutterButter
I don't mean online.
I mean real life smart people.
They really think it's a conversation topic.

There is nothing more anoying then hearing a really smart person talk about destroying flat earthers.

Yeah... You have used your supperior intelect to read a 4th grade level wikipedia article and belittle people doing scientific experiments unironically doing the most important part of scientific method. Checking base assumptions.

People are seriously now complaining about :cryana: ?

How did they not learn their lesson with 👌 ?

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