@ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz >whores
I was focused on, uhm... other aspects of the game. Namely sword daddy fucking shit up and getting money.
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@jackc @LukeAlmighty @mig @keddie @marcel_kolaja @mikulas_peksa Proč "Nálepka od SPD"? "Antifák" je pro mě neurážející zkratka termínu "příznivec / člen Antify". Já i lidi v mém okolí to používají, SPD nečtu / neposlouchám.
Zdůrazňuji, že se nijak nevyjadřuji k tomu, jestli vůdce Pirátů je nebo není Antifák, šlo mi jen o tu "nálepku od SPD". Pokud to opravdu pochází původně od SPD, neznamená to automaticky, že je nějak nefér to používat.
I turn on my PC.
The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the excessive output from my four exposed nuclear reactors running at a critically risky heat output.
The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city’s morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallel-chained AMD Razer Threadrippers bursts into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2015 in one room.
Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 5090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.
Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.
Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors’ fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors over clocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.
Quickly now, I open a text chat, it’s a bit laggy.
The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.
Humanity is not ready for instant messaging
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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