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Who the fuck does wonder around the oil rig long enough to find paz?

And you HAVE TO wonder there AFTER a certain point in the story. That's ridiculous.

I despise the new Hitman games 

For every mission, I get a LONG list of achievements: Good.
These achievements contain all the ways I can complete the mission: Good

This is how it was in Absolution... So far so good. But:
The new game contains such achievements as : Throw an egg on a graffity 4 times, and get an easter egg. Well, here's the problem.

You can set to either show, what the achievements mean, or not. So, if you don't see it, you have no idea how well you understand the mission, since you don't know what achievements are bullshit. And if you see what do they mean.... SPOILERS!!!!

There is no way to enjoy the game's exploration, and completionism at the same time.

That's so fucking stupid.

Hot take 

The phantom pain base building is killing it's endgame.

@Nirty_Digger “Let’s see… they’re doing a bird show at 11, a snake talk starts at 1:30, a hippo feeding at 1:45, and—ooh! Looks like they’ll be jacking off the elephants at 3; can’t miss that!”

@Nirty_Digger >women sees an erection and feels that someone should relieve it
at least knows her role :smug3:

Who would win a death battle?

I am so sorry...

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