LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
I hate educating myself.
Today, I saw this art, and instead of thinking "Oh, this looks cool", my first thought was: These engines are gonna die the moment the plane turns up, because they won't get in any air.
I hate to break the gym code, but
Fuck the leg day. I need these legs outside of the gym too FFS!!!
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My step-sis is seriously retarded.
I get it, she hadn't worked for a normal corporation a day in her life.
She told me, that she's working for a non-profit, while her pay is subsidised by another non-profit. 
But at least she's getting payed I guess. But she also mentioned that her employer does not have a website. I said, that making a website is not hard, and her reaction was: "You can create a website for free? 🤑 "
Fuck... I know she's retarded, but I would at least hope, that she might eventually get the whole "money" concept eventually.
Oh no...
It's -1° now.
We're so fucked. Winter is here.
Sometimes, cops are seriously retarded.
But you just gotta play the Simon says.
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Didn’t Know She Was Pregnant Till She Gave Birth!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RVEaUOIiEE
Ok, this is seriously bugging the shit out of me. What is the thing, that makes modern births so hard? I am asking, because there seems to be this hidden variable, that some people have, that makes birth (as well as bearing kids) as natural as one would expect.
Are we really pushing the age and obesity THAT MUCH?
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@smoon presne, ti cesti jsou podle me i pekni, zato ten hnedej hnus ze Spanelska.. (jesteze to tu neni twitter, uz bych mel ban za rasismus :-))
Zkousel jsem snad vsechno.. nejdou utopit, prezijou kyselinu.. leda likvidace horkou vodou je rychla, ovsem nakladna.. dokonce jsem dal na rady, ze jim pry nechutna logr a koupil pul kila cisteho kofeinu.. nema na ne vliv, a to ani v koncentraci, z niz by clovek dostal infarkt.. leda snad ty hlistice, ktere ale nejdou sehnat nebo kachny, ktere tady mit nemuzu..
Takze na to pujdu pristi rok jinak, totiz elektrickou zabranou.. poridil jsem plastove desky, z nichz bude ohradka okolo zahonu, do hloubky, aby to neprolezli ani hryzci.. a nahore bude nekolik dratku s proudem.. osvedcilo se to, jako elektrody jsem ale pouzil nalepovaci hlinikove pasky, ktere slimak slizem rozleptava, takze je to na par pouziti.. aby to neelektrolyzovalo, tak jsem do nich poustel 12V stridaveho.. zjisteni je, ze to funguje, ale elektrod musi byt vic vedle sebe, pac je dokazou premostit a prelezt.. a kdyz se udelaji vetsi rozestupy, tak to zas nezlikviduje ty male..
No a pak se uvnitr oplocenky vylihli novi slimaci a zacali zrat :-) maj sice jen dva milimetry, ale uz tehdy zerou jako divi, navic kazdy rok zerou i to co jim driv nechutnalo (letos i hlizy brambor).. nastesti teda letos jich bylo o neco mene nez vloni..
Koukal jsem, ze v profi zemedelstvi se na ne kazdorocne vyliji tuny metaldehydu.. kdyby lidi vedeli, co zerou :-) jsme si tou chemii pekne zdevastovali pudu a rozbili ekosystemy.. horsi ale asi jsou ty nepuvodni organismy, coz zdaleka nejsou jen slimaci, ale kridlatky, pajasany,...
Nicmene je fajn, zkusit si sam neco vypestovat, protoze pak clovek pochopi, ze uplne bez te chemie to nejde, zejmena kdyz neni na nejakem izolovanem pozemku, nybrz hned vedle dalsich zahradkaru, takze tlak slimaku i chorob je obrovsky.. cili pujdu na to kombinaci toho proudu, feramolu a piva proti tem co se uvnitr vylihnou..
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We have decided to create an account at Mastodon. We need time to learn how this platform works but also how to synchronize our work here with the Twitter account.
Thank you all for joining us here. No matter where we are, the mission stays the same. We are in social media to commemorate the victims of Auschwitz and educate the world about the tragic story of the camp.
A friend of mine was left speechless when I bought him a beer without any expectation of pay or even him asking for it.
WHAT? What kind of friends does he have, if this is shocking?
Youtube recommendations
As always, working as usual, offering me a wide range of relevant videos, that I can choose from 
They have years of data from millions of users FFS!
Oh, The MC died in 2nd episode.
I guess It's pointless to continue watching now.
Shadow of war might be the best game, I have ever played, that was 100 percent ruined by bad rep from a single stupid decision.
What a way to kill a franchise.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
