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Zamboni Golf Balls 

Toxicology says he was wacked out on some new drug called Zamboni Golf Balls. Found him naked in a basement whisperin' "Never trust anime body pillows."

Lame.

Make me president, I will:
1. Create a 10% snitch bonus for anyone who gets a government employee convicted for corruption
2. Instruct all federal departments to reduce their budgets - whichever one does the least budget cuts gets de-funded outright
3. Split the 80,000 IRS employees into 3 groups, make them audit each other
4. Defund the DoD, make them go door-to-door selling war bonds
5. Install Bitcoin ATMs at every post office

KiwiFarms.net registrations are now open for public again.

Please don't base your opinion about what KiwiFarms.net is or is not on what anyone wrote or said about it anywhere.

Actually, if you have no idea what KiwiFarms is, it's probably best it you forgot that you saw this toot...

Just tried Yakuza like a dragon.

They added a fucking fighting game into that game.

@RehnSturm256 it is unfair to the show and its fans, but if I were the creator, I would be mad too if people only remember me for a piece I hate that was only created for the sole purpose of regaining attention

If you wanted to see another bad take by AI "artists", this is one of the shittiest ones.

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@Giganova8 "steam monopoly" is still the funniest meme.

Origin
Uplay
Heroic
GoG
Microsoft Store
Twitch/Amazon
Discord
Itch.io
BattleNet
Bethesda Launcher
and more

all before EGS tried to "save pc gaming" :zt_laugh: if there ever was a monopoly it was because nobody wanted to use anything else since none of them could even with wish to compare to steam (except maybe GoG) :shrug:

not to mention that steam since at least 2015 is investing in preventing the actual possible monopoly which is Windows/Microsoft Store by pushing linux (obviously out of self interest too).

Everyone:
How do I talk my friend out if suicide

Me:
Do you trust your friend to make the correct choice on his own?

Touchpads with feedback simulating deformation make me fucking paranoid.

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