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I saw a Trabant today.
It is crazy to see how bigger the modern cars are when compared to the legend.

I didn't click the first blob, but I love the unintentional result.

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How do I talk a friend out of suicide?
Where in the Balkans did they poll this shit? How on God's green earth is Serbia more pro-nigger than all of Western Europe

My smoking hot wife quit her job this week to be a fully stay at home mama..we tried to do the whole nanny thing and it just didn’t work out and I’m fine being the breadwinner for the betterment of my family..the mixed reaction from family and friends has been interesting to say the least..kinda sad when everyone is so consumed with the accumulation of money over family and happiness

Zamboni Golf Balls 

Toxicology says he was wacked out on some new drug called Zamboni Golf Balls. Found him naked in a basement whisperin' "Never trust anime body pillows."

Lame.

Make me president, I will:
1. Create a 10% snitch bonus for anyone who gets a government employee convicted for corruption
2. Instruct all federal departments to reduce their budgets - whichever one does the least budget cuts gets de-funded outright
3. Split the 80,000 IRS employees into 3 groups, make them audit each other
4. Defund the DoD, make them go door-to-door selling war bonds
5. Install Bitcoin ATMs at every post office
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