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If you're wondering what the #JohnMastodon thing is about...

...here you go. Captured by the Wayback Machine for you, as the author has since realised he'd misread the Join Mastodon account name. 😂

And thusly, the legend of John Mastodon is born.

@beardalaxy @matana @LukeAlmighty Yep, my mother does this too. Not even on holidays. And it's absurd because every other day it's "this is the LAST time I'm cooking, you all are having PB&J from now on." Dad and I are FINE with that. We call that bluff so much, and it just fuels her rage when she sees it backfire. Maybe sudden realization of being rendered unessential in a thing you've been doing nearly daily for 30+ years comes as a shock when you realize the people who used to rely on you can handle themselves. So there will always just be yelling about it. Just damned if you do, damned if you don't...

I'll laugh at the woman being woman, but also just feel real disappointed. There's a point where it becomes an entirely self-inflicted problem.

I even told her, that I ain't going to eat that blood soaked sweets, if it makes her shout at everyone the whole day for weeks on end, but she doesn't care, because "Christmas without sweets is bad"

How about Christmas without shouting?

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I begged her months ago to not do anything stressful during the holidays.

Nah, she spends all day cooking, and shouting at everyone around her, because cooking isn't going as planned, EVEN THOUGH, I DON'T WANT HER TO DO IT FFS!!! :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH: :AHHHHHHH:

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You've probably noticed people clinging onto cars longer. That's because the price of a new car is approaching 50K
Speaking of out of wedlock births, 4 out of every 10 babies in the US is a literal bastard
Marriage rates have absolutely tanked in recent years. In some deep blue states its about as low as Japan's or even worse
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I had almost forgorltten, that my step-mom is a complete psychopath.

She spends 15 minutes shouting at me because of some broken lighter. I bring her another one, and she gets even more furious, because I dared to solve the issue.

She had been doing nothing but shouting the entire fucking day. I would love to send her to psych evaluation, but I know, that the moment any reasonable person sees her for more then 10 minutes, she would end up locked up for the rest of her life.

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