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This is like bragging that you’re building summoning circles to allow people’s bedroom closets to open directly into the gates of hell itself

“Aw sweet, now they can dress and live like us in the west!” is really just a trojhorse to beam reddit, twitter, and bad dragon prolapse footage to every teenager’s bedroom in the country

RT: https://poa.st/objects/5cf44dfb-e34f-4f2a-bfd4-5fcd8a43a046

TFW website says

>TcY0KiwJkvrD6lTCgWsc9dr7ecpFEA isn't a secure password because it doesn't have a symbol in it

Nigga, that's over 130 bits of entropy. It's secure. Trust me.

Then the same website says

>p3VG.o94bbrB is a secure password because it has a . In it

Bitch, that's only 47 bits of entropy. The first one was way more secure. Fuck you and your retarded ass password requirements.
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@LukeAlmighty @BlinkRape yeah i do that too, make it so i have to have some physical movement to reach my phone in the first place.

i'm usually pretty quick to wake up. i can have my alarm go off and be more or less wide awake a couple minutes later. but i want to make damn sure i actually do wake up because every now and then, especially if i'm not in a rush to be anywhere, i'll just wake up to an alarm then turn it off and go right back to sleep.

there was one time i didn't have an alarm, told my friend to wake me up to drive me to work. he tried to wake me up but apparently i fell back asleep and so he just left without me and locked me in his house with the alarm on so i couldn't even leave.

How do some people not know the wall is a thing and that you'll want to get married before hitting it

fuckin hilarious hearing my roommate's alarm going off every 10 minutes and him groaning then turning it off xD

Boomers
Put advertisement everywhere. On every wall, to a TV, on radio etc.

Also boomers:
How do I reach these kids? I put important informationboard on a wall, and none of them read it. They don't watch TV, listen to the radio. What is wrong with them?

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