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@LukeAlmighty @dave @LukeAlmighty Gotta do like the Sims and practice talking in front of a mirror for several hours non-stop everyday before pissing yourself and falling asleep on said pool of piss.

I can literally live in the middle of capital city, surrounded by people I used to study with, and I cannot even get a single one of them to spend some time with...

I am starting to see, why cutting your balls off might seem like a better alternative at some point.

People be like:
I am not a natural teacher....

I do not believe you... I cannot comprehend someone understanding a skill to such an extent, and being unable to describe it. :soyscream:

A girl is working for my armor, and says, that she just need one speciment of extinct fish...

Why did you even begun then? You know it's impossible right?

Btw, I have a few in my pocket anyway...

Sometimes I forget just how small brained I am...

But bloody hell, normies can still get SO MUCH DUMBER.

I don't understand how people can live with only 2 adblocks

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