Last one was, when I literally spill my heart to grandma about a fucking evil sleep deprivation technique my step mom uses on me for over 10 yeaes.
Grandma: But have you considered, that your step-mom might have issues too?
Fucking psychos, all women...
I love the theory, that Elfs are literally the lazyest race in all of fantasy.
Because you literally cannot find a low level vampire. They do not exist, since they hunt every night for hundreds of years.
On the other hand, you can find many 300+ year old elfs, who are level 3.
Really? You couldn't be assed to kill a single rat every decade to get to the level 10 already?
I still cannot believe the insane paradox of a game that is shadow of war.
When it was being developed, WB bet everything on it being a breathtaking grand game, where you would spend a bag on microtransactions thanks to good ganeplay and breathtaking world.
But, when the game was released, it flopped monumentally, thanks to the insult of begging in a SP game. That killed off the series completely. After a while, WB just removed the shop and.... It is now an amazing game with a huge scale, that SP games of that era never had. But, it will never get the money back, because on initial release, it felt insulting.
So, the thing that financed the game killed any chance of the profit, but when it was removed, it was still never judged as the amazing game, since the launch window was gone.
What a fucking shame. If you never gave it a chance before, just buy the entire series now, while it's on sale. They are undoubtedly the best Lotr games on the market.
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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