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> Řidič autobusu společnosti RegioJet na lince z Prahy do Jirkova v pátek večer usínal za volantem, najížděl do svodidel a odmítal zpomalit i přes výzvy vyděšených cestujících. Ti zavolali policii, které se podařilo autobus zastavit na dálnici D7 až u Panenského Týnce. Následná opakovaná dechová zkouška ukázala téměř 2,7 promile alkoholu.

Life in Czechia.

Shopping at Tesco is seriously just one long humiliation ritual at this point.

Her: I am afraid my grandchild feels quite unloved.

Me: Have you tried hugging him?

Her:

Mom:
At least I never made you feel insecure

Me: You called me yoo irresponsible to water plants for a week

Her:

Dejte mi anti-woke piráty... Proboha prosím, já opravdu nemám koho volit.

Well, FUCK YOU ELON!!!

As of today, I officially refuse to defend him from the left. You can have him.

I am completely average height, yet my blankie is totes way too short. 🥱😭😭😭

How can modern world be still this cruel?

One thing that makes me feel like some weird monster from the outer realm is, whenever I have to explain to people, that I do not see spending a week of my life next to a body of salt water surrounded by queer people with unrecognizable sustances as food to be the peak of my existence.

No... I cannot imagine many worse ways to spend my life.

Oh wow... I knew it was inevitable, but I didn't expect it to come only 4 years after I left the uni :omegalul:

Bro:
I would murder if they tried to take my internet anonymity away.
Me:
Last time they tried to take away my freedom, I chose to not get the poke.
Bro:
Whoa... Slow down there... That was different...

:poogers:
I cannot believe just how amazingly written some characters in Subverse are. This elf girl is just made different fr...

And people think I don't like girl bosses *sigh

@LukeAlmighty @Mr_NutterButter it comes either from stupidity, ignorance, or perhaps even selfishness.

i think a line like that expressed geniuenly does show a good level of misanthropy, they will say things like that but at the same time they have a lot of things to say how guys should be friends at the same time.

my closest brothers i can rely on to punch me in the jaw if need be, i could do something stupid, or be irrational or could prove myself as a hypocrite, and only your closest friends would dare break that barrier of "acquaintance" out of a will for your genuine betterment.

i could say the way women befriend each other is often facetious and insufferable, but what do i know, i just stay in my lane.

i used to be an autistic retard who befriended girls the same way i befriended guys, that was a fucking disaster.
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