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Here's an honest question.

Why are local nazis so alergic to any semblence of good optics/positive framing?

What used to be called MILF hunting is now called hag maxxing because women now don't have any children and thus can't be called MILFs.

Yes, I know I am doing it,
I say lighthearted topics in a serious tone, while I talk about serious topics in a lighthearted tone exactly because I know, that a serious topic is most of the time way too much for a normie to handle straight on.

But these socailly retarded idiots are incapable of recognizing a serious topic to begin with, so instead they start to hyper-focus on the lighthearted topic with a will of a drunken ex.

Fellow autists get it immediately. 'Don't let yourself get gaslit into thinking that they're lacking social awareness. :D

The face you make when the computer is 0.1mm thinner than last year at the cost of 30% cooling capacity and battery

also, 15 min in, and I am totally drained and tired. That is such a slop of an intro.

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I am not saying this movie has AI subs...

All I am saying is, that somehow, they translated dog name "Krypto" as our equivalent of "crypto curencies"

Still cannot get over the fact that Berserk feels more hopeful these days, then real life.

Já opravdu nechápu, jak může ty progresivní piráty někdo brát vážně. Jejich leadera naučili frázy o 2 slovech, a přesto mu ji ještě museli napsat na ceduli, ať se v tom nezamotá.

2 years after my grandma's death, the strongest memory of that time is a truly dark joke my father made.

Dark humor heals wounds faster then anything else.

The least realistic part of Harry Potter is the school teaching students how to fight boggarts with a life demonstration.

Not because they didn't need the lesson, but because, SERIOUSLY, half of the class would commit suicide the next few weeks.

Just imagine the class bully learning that he is in fact THE FINAL FEAR of half of the class, and the onther half can be ruined with just a bit of imagination. (for instance, 10 min of catching spiders.)

Let's get on some lists bros :D

This had to be written by a literal child. let's take a look at it.

1) This is seriously definition dependent, but I can accept it.
2) This is literally included in point 3
3) Ok, no disagreements here.
4)...... Why? Ok, think about it. the current education system already eats 1/4 of your entire life. And people come out of it incapable of understanding interest on the depts they have. I mark this as fail/Iresponsible goal.
5) NO!!!! HELL NO!!! I disagree with this to the depth of my soul.
6) Already included under point 3.
7) Sure, did they make any serious complaints against germany for turning off their nuclear powerplants? Didn't think so. I agree with the goal, but it's a complete fail.
8) NO!!! Growth at any cost is a philosophy of cancer cell. I will even go on a radical note, and say, that I would be much happier with my previous hour rate, if I worked 2/3 days a week. I could afford it. I don't need more money per hour with 6 days work per week. But that is this goal.
9) This means nothing, so sure. I agree with industries being better, and I also agree with building infrastructure.
10) This has to be a joke. Current year is the record in wealth inequality with the richest man alive being worth $413.2 billion, while people like Alex jones can not only be at 0, but at a $1.5 billion debt instead. I do not take this point seriously.
11) This means nothing. SKIP
12) THIS MEANS NNNNOOOOTTTTHHHHIIIINNNNGGG!!!! Skip
13) Sure. I don't want the planet to burn, and if you at this point believe that CO2 is a threat, then I can see your point in Nuking India..... No nuke? I mark it as a fail.
14) Literally part of 13. Fuck you and your stupid redundancies.
15) Literally part of 13. Fuck you and your stupid redundancies including making me write this line twice.
16) NO!!! Why the fuck did you include peace and strong institutions under one point? I want peace, sure. But strong institutions are the reason I might not live to ever see it.
This point deserves a special FUCK YOU!!!
17) This means nothing you dipshits. This is a strategy, not a goal you retards.

So, out of 17 goals of the UN, I agree without any objections with: 2
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The doctor: Do you still have an Amoxiclav alergy?
Me: I don't know. It's not something I eat for breakfast. Should I schedule an alergy testing?
The doctor: Nah, they don't test for that anyway.

I seriously cannot comprehend the current healthcare system.

I have a friend now, who makes my trauma have a fucking imposter syndrome.

I mean.... I didn't think that was supposed to be possible.

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