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My new workplace is blocking me from installing an advlock.

Now, I've seen everything.

Silence "woman in a field of wheat"!
"Anime woman in a field of wheat" is talking.

Wait a damn minute.

Doesn't actively seducing people of Gotham and injecting them make posion Ivy to actualy be a Venom ivy?

How many more lies have I been told by the cops?

>how not to fraternize coworkers

why isn't this generation making friends? why aren't they going out together anymore? why are they just on their computers and phones every free moment they get? 🤣

New job.
First thing they tell me:
Did you know that rape is bad???

I cannot stand the modern workplace. Just tell me you won't see me as a human directly you fucking cowards.

BTW, I love how every single modern philosopher get's the mission wrong. It was written briliantly not because "did you know you didn't have to shoot? You did so yourself..." but because even after you shoot everyone you meet, it doesn't matter. You get the bullet too.

That betrayal was gut punching. (no pun intended) in a way, that only games can show. You felt the weight of the entire mission collaps on you knowing, that you were just another pawn in someone elses plan, and that you were alive only, because someone else wanted to use you one more time.

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I remember trying many times to calculate the exact peak of western culture.I knew it was in 2009, but I have finally found the exact point.

November 10, 2009, 45 minutes after the release of Call of duty Modern Warfare 2.

This particular point in time had reached a point of based game development, that was never done before, and will not be repeated ever again.

Even re-release of the same game had skipped this moment. And while I might not like the series in total, this was the one moment, where every kid around the world experienced art to it's fullest extent.

It was all down from that mission. I think it is a solid point for peak western civilization.

Getting a bit of an existential crysis from the fact, that young people today don't even know the feeling of being tired of hot women.

That one hits hard. The world I grew up not only no longer exists, but the young cannot imagine it.

Normálně se nevysmívám idiotům, ale to komické časování na konci bylo opravdu dokonalé.

OK.
Where did this meme come from? I have literally never seen anything even slightly similar to this form.

Is that about the government job search programs with the famous <1% success rate of finding a job for you?

Considering, that I cannot even view smut without docing myself, I think we can mark Twitter as a culture war failure.

Pro=Palestine leftists in America are weird. It's like if an asshole burns down your house, then goes and burns down someone else's house, but you're only upset about them burning down the other person's house, and insist that anyone pointing out the same guy burned down your house too is a racist conspiracy theorist, and that their motives for joining you in complaining about burning down the other guy's house is insincere. No, it's wrong to burn down anyone's house, and the house-burning maniac needs to be stopped, and it is sincerely upsetting to see the other guy's house being burned down even if you're more upset about your own house being burned down.
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