LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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- None of it is serious
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- Yandere
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- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
Laughing in knowing, that this movie is 30 times funnier in Czech, then you can imagine.
> In a pond, there is a growth of algae. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 67 days for the growth to cover the entire lake, how long would it take for the algae to cover half of the lake?
This is a common riddle used to demonstrate the properties of an exponential growth. It is a quite fantastic riddle, but outside of mind experiments, literally useless in every day life.
On an unrelated note, this is what Spanish farms look like:
Somehow, I absolutely do understand, why globalists are trying to break the human race. I wasn't able to take that image off of my head since the first time I saw it.
> A good rest is important after excersise
And how the hell should that look, when your back feels like a broken board?
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"what do you like to do to rest and restore energy?"
"well idk, i like videogames"
"oh, me too! i play The Sims when I am not busy looking after my kid :)"
i almost became a misogynist that moment, and I like Sims too
she didn't even mention the number, fucking larper normie
Being autistic is wild.
What do you mean, that all of my friends are either unemployed, or cutting edge specialists?
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Competitive Shoplifting.
Okay, hear me out. You get a bunch of """athletes""" and go mob a walmart. The goal is to get as much value in merchandise out the door as possible without getting caught. Simple rules.
If you have multiple competitors getting detained, then you've got cameras in the interrogation room, and competitors are ranked by a jury on the quality of their bullshit story. They don't rank better than anyone who *didn't* get caught, but their bullshitting abilities decide their rank amongst each other.
A variant of this is bracket competition. Like bracket racing where you have to go as fast as possible BUT NO FASTER than 10 seconds. In bracket shoplifting, you steal as much as possible BUT NO MORE than $999 worth of merchandise.
Who wouldn't drink beer and watch this shit?
Okay, hear me out. You get a bunch of """athletes""" and go mob a walmart. The goal is to get as much value in merchandise out the door as possible without getting caught. Simple rules.
If you have multiple competitors getting detained, then you've got cameras in the interrogation room, and competitors are ranked by a jury on the quality of their bullshit story. They don't rank better than anyone who *didn't* get caught, but their bullshitting abilities decide their rank amongst each other.
A variant of this is bracket competition. Like bracket racing where you have to go as fast as possible BUT NO FASTER than 10 seconds. In bracket shoplifting, you steal as much as possible BUT NO MORE than $999 worth of merchandise.
Who wouldn't drink beer and watch this shit?
Oh hell no...
Helen of Troy was purely political bullshit. We all know that. But how in the 7 gates of hell is Zendaya supposed to be Athena? Goddess of war?
Beauty might be in the eye of a beholder, but physical strength is not, and if I don't feel like Athena is capable of kicking my obese ass, then it's definitely not Athena.
We are so bad hunters, that flies didn't even try to evolve instinct to not land straight on our face for 0 reward.
Is it me, or is IT/math the most bottom up science, while chemistry the most top down one?
Am I missing something fundamental with chemistry?
I get it, the Oddysey was shot in 4:3.
Could you please advertise the movie in literally any other way?
Have you ever actually seen an obese vegetarian?
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
