It's tragic that this generation cannot use satire ever again, because saying the exact oposite of the truth exagerated to the extream simply cannot convey the fact, we do not mean it.
OH YEs, I wAnt fAtHer to wOrk as SlAVE onLy so THE MOTher CAN LIVe far aWAY FROm HIm ON DrUgH AND With thE ChILD, THaT sHe Doesn't cArE FoR.
OH yeS, I StroNGhLY beliEve tHAt THeRE ARe 87 GenderS.
oH YES, hoMElesS peOplE Have eaSier LIFe theN ME iF tHeIr SkIn IS WhitE.
See why that doesn't work?
I see dumb people... But from the short time on university, I have noticed, that every nation trully has a different type of dumb. Dont hate me, this is only my experience.
1) slovak people
They do not know how do headphones work. I am serious. I have seen only one of them to figure out, that you can play music without tourchering everyone in your surrounding.
2) russians:
Russian people do know how to use headphones, but they have no idea how does trash bin work. Not only are they completelly unable to EVER take the trash out, I have even seen them several times take the trash bag, make a knot on it and leave it next to a bin. (3 of them before I had to report them for physical safety.
And, just so I don't hate only on people from other countries:
3) Czech:
Czech people are total masters of giving you useless advice. And I don't mean a normal type of useless, but monumental levels of useless, that even people in come would be able to figure out were useless.
Only from czech people can I get advice like: You'r roommate is makyng too much noise, why don't YOU put on headphones? (real advice I got)
Oh, You're suffering from insomnia since childhood, have you tried to stop drinking coffee? (Real advice I got FROM A DOCTORS!!! Yes, more then one doctor was that stupid)
Oh, you don't have friends, have you tried going outside? (🤔 )
You get the idea...
Damn....
This video on BLM was made so well, it made me reconsider some of my own demons..
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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