LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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- This is a satire account
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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:labrys-45-sickle: 
Me in a job interview:
"Yeah so I also have x amount of years' experience with Windows sustem administration"
"...you mean 'system'?"
"No, sustem. Like because Windows is sus amogus"
"...what?"
"You know like Microsoft is imposter"
"...get the fuck out of my office"
"Yeah so I also have x amount of years' experience with Windows sustem administration"
"...you mean 'system'?"
"No, sustem. Like because Windows is sus amogus"
"...what?"
"You know like Microsoft is imposter"
"...get the fuck out of my office"
【Ξｎｉｇｍａｔｉｃｏ】
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How many doctors and scientists does it take to make up a lame lie and excuse to cover up the truth?
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So I went to the convenience store to get more alcohol. On my way home I decided to get a hambaga. Burger King was the only place open so I went on their website and they had a special for 2 whoppers for just $6. I was like hell yeah so I ordered on the app.
I had a difficult time getting their attention because the front door was locked and they were busy getting ready to close. After l like 5 minutes if tapping on the drive-thru window (no car to set off the sensors in the drive-thru) I got their attention.
I had swapped one of my whoppers for a spicy chicken sandwich and they told me it'd be a few minutes. While waiting a police officer I knew pulled up through the drive-thru and offered me a ride home.
So, I got in the police car (front passenger seat), the lady at Burger King handed us our orders, and a police officer gave me a ride home.
Now, I'm dunk, about to get drunk af, and about to fucking smash some #BurgerKing.
This is literally the life I live
#GetBaest
I had a difficult time getting their attention because the front door was locked and they were busy getting ready to close. After l like 5 minutes if tapping on the drive-thru window (no car to set off the sensors in the drive-thru) I got their attention.
I had swapped one of my whoppers for a spicy chicken sandwich and they told me it'd be a few minutes. While waiting a police officer I knew pulled up through the drive-thru and offered me a ride home.
So, I got in the police car (front passenger seat), the lady at Burger King handed us our orders, and a police officer gave me a ride home.
Now, I'm dunk, about to get drunk af, and about to fucking smash some #BurgerKing.
This is literally the life I live
#GetBaest
some people are so retarded, it is beyond my ability to grasp.
Damn anti-vaxers believe government want to insert chip into them to track their every movement... Yes officer, here is my covid pass. An application with my ID on a phone with always active GPS.
Aaaaand it is a spike protein injection...
(Headline: A new vaccine is being developed, that anti-vaxers won't mind taking)
Oh, great,
We're going to get a vaccine, that is:
10 years or older
Not being used as a tool to push fashism
Not for a pointless weak virus
oh...
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@NEETzsche @LukeAlmighty @grey @AnungIkwe
People were calling them out for it last year but were suppressed and intimidated. Because of all the doubling down we now have covid camps, every other state has copied our inhumane practices and the population has been pitted against itself. There are days where I have trouble believing that all this has really happened because it's so far from the norm we might as well be in a different reality.
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RT from Lord Dann Blair 👁 (@CMDannCA)
Maybe not practical but one of our team members at @BitSpaceDevelop got #blender working on his #pinephone.. true convergence? #linux
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@LukeAlmighty No but seriously. I think that being bluntly told that they aren't trusted and these institutions they set up that are supposed to be the ultimate sources of Truth are getting blown off at best and actively besmirched if there's a doubling down, which there is. People are digging up all of the dirt from past decades on things like the FDA, and Pfizer, and whoever else, and going "we don't have to trust this. You argued that we do have to trust this. Your case for this jab is invalid. Your legitimacy as governments is contingent on your taking this L."
@disclosetv @HitterNeverQuitter @grey @AnungIkwe
@disclosetv @HitterNeverQuitter @grey @AnungIkwe
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
