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I have to say, that I COMPLETELY understand breatharians, because once you start any sort of diet, your definition of "I ate nothing" starts to expand rapidly.

Me: send a picture of anime big tits
Me: Thats hot!
Someone: Really? I only see cartoon lol
Me: sent Lolis
Someone: You pedophile you trash loser asshole
Me: It just a cartoon just like you said
Someone: NO! THATS A CHILD YOU SHAMELESS PIG!
Me: Ok :cirnoForReals:
@NEETzsche @zemichi @ChristiJunior @LukeAlmighty it wasn't by their request, during this time was the fed worker suspension which included much of the whitehouse staff and the chefs so he asked what they'd be happy with as takeout. Libtards framed it as he simply went to mcdonalds but he would've had the event catered, I think the boys just thought it would be funny to have this presidential event at the whitehouse but their cuisine be drivethru slop, like when are you gonna get another chance to pull something that memorable off?

Step mom was REALY surprised, when I started to sing along to Never gonna gove you up...

She didn't expect me to know the lirics.
Some things are better left without an explanation I guess.

@ForbiddenDreamer @Moon
>browse telegram meme pages
>repost their content on fedi
>browse fedi
>repost to matrix
>browse matrix
>repost to fedi and telegram
I'm not even ashamed to admit it, I will steal and repost memes. Its a cycle where me, the nigger stealing, is the glue that holds it all together.

I love how Sailor Moon always starts a battle by using the secret Joestar technique :D

Random story.

I remember, when I was at the HARD university.
I was failing about half of my classes. It was inevitable, that I'll drop out in this semester.

A girl comes to me with a survey.
Question one: What semester am I in: I anwsered 2nd.
Question two: When do you plan on finishing your study?
me: This semester.

Her: wow... Immediatelly types it in. Before she realizes what I meant, she couldn't change the anwser on her tablet...

This is the quality of data you get through surveys. XD

omw to the refugee shelter to get myself a based and redpilled Ukrainian trad wife

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