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@LukeAlmighty @Humpleupagus @Zerglingman @dave America is quickly becoming a failed state. It's very upsetting, considering I live in America.

It's good that my phone orders files by date, but how did these end up from the future?

“If I can’t explain bathhouse hook up culture, how do I teach second grade!” they/them cried in agony

Jordan Petersen says, that you cannot be rejected on online dating apps.

His intelligence never fails to amaze me.

Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's Fucking Disgusting
Holy shit Zog must really be getting desperate. I mean, this violates one of their most sacred tenets (right up there with abortion and poopdick)

The humble girls are better because you can say “hey, you said you never went to disneyland, right? Pack up we’ll leave in a few hours” and they’ll feel a little reticent to take so much from you, like it’s ‘too much’. They’ll feel like they don’t always deserve the special treatment, and that’s why you know they totally deserve it.

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