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I guess I'll tag him anyway.

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I cannot immagine what it was like watching DBZ back in the day.

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Will this hit change the tide of the battle? See next time on DragonBall Z.

Ranked matchmaking is total bullshit.

Yes, of course, if you want to win 3 matches from now, you can lose your next twoon purpuse, but there is no way to just keep winning. Or even to increase your win rate.

Ok. You manage to win this time. Next fight is already stacked against you. Timings are tighter, and not even the fact that you feel much better means anything.

But let's say you win twice. Your score had skyrocketed. You can feel the power of ultra instinct, predict every enemy movement, you can barely recognize yourself. But that still isn't enough, since this fight is against some DBZ level bullshit. There is just no way to win. It's all rigged.

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My boss just told me, to keep him appraised.

@LukeAlmighty Nah, that's not true. In the olden days the ocean was way stronger because it wasn't full of birth control and sunscreen yet.
Ya'll aren't ready for the truth of the titanic and the gods' strongest drunk driver.
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