LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

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@coolboymew Fedi used to be cooler than this

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#JohnMastodon

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When I was a kid, I remember reading in some book that one CD worth of text (700mb) would occupy about a bookshelf when printed on paper. Now imagine the following:

The year is 2666. After the fall of civilisation, computers have been outlawed and the information is now stored on more traditional media, like paper and vinyl records, including the archives of the fediverse.

You go to the Fediverse Archive, which spans several city blocks, and when there, you talk to the librarian.
“Hello! I’m looking for the dialogues and debates featuring the famous Newt of Stereophonic Space. Where can I find them?”
“Newt? So many people look him up these days. Let me see…”
“His views on philosophy of the absurd and the gay have recently seen a resurgence and I’m writing my dissertation about him.”
“Good for you! Well, you need to go upstairs to the third floor, bookshelves 337 and so on.”
“But how many bookshelves do his fedi dialogues occupy?”
“All of them! Didn’t you know? He was a shitposter! They produced a lot of philosophical works at the time.”
“God almighty have mercy on my soul…”
“If you need it, we have cofe on the first floor. Good luck!”

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me posting on SPC

If you're wondering what the #JohnMastodon thing is about...

...here you go. Captured by the Wayback Machine for you, as the author has since realised he'd misread the Join Mastodon account name. 😂

And thusly, the legend of John Mastodon is born.