STOP DOING THREADS
POSTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SPLIT INTO 25 PARTS
YEARS of POSTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for a low character limit
Wanted a low character limit anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “SMS”
“My post got so long that I had to split it into 10 parts. Stay tuned for the 20 part sequel” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Mastodon Users have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the Fediverse and protocols WE built for them:
(This is REAL Posting, done by REAL Mastodon Users)
Why communism will win, a 🧵 (1/255)
Why I should be allowed to index all your posts for profit, a thread (1/X)
The rise and fall of Twitter (283/185,781)
“Hello, I would like a 500 character limit please”
They have played us for absolute fools
I recently discovered this divide between chemistry and astronomy and had to make the meme.
If you are a consumer, with food inflation at 14.6% per annum, you doubtless wish that Jeremy Clarkson would shut up. If you are a farmer, with input inflation running at anything up to 400%, in the case of electricity, you applaud him for articulating a truth usually only whispered behind closed barn doors. Food is too cheap.
The reason why farmers are suffering isn't so much low prices for the final customer. Rather, it's the fact that our agricultural system has been thoroughly infested by parasites immune to glyphosate, etc..: predatory middle men. It's the kind of rent-seeking that is encouraged by neoliberalism. Utterly amazing how anyone could write an article about the plights of the farmers and skip over this."
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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