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When you take your pills, and the literally army general president did not disappear.
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If you weren’t on board with the whole “kids disable parking meaters with insulation spray” thing you should be now

Say what you will about islamists, but they have their priorities straight when it comes to disciplining their women.
@tost @kaia the younger they are the more chance of the fingers growing back probably

Daily dose of autism 

I have a weird problem with eye
Remember, that grandma knows a good eye doctor

But granma loves to panic over the slightest things possible. She cannot handle the slightest levels of unexpected situations.

Le idea:
What if I managed to frame the question as a casual conversation 🤔

So, I call her, framing for a few seconds, and then ask her, for the number for her doctor.

> Luke, I don't have time for chit-chat. I am cooking.

Oh no...... I am asking for a doctor, she cannot be that stupid. Who the fuck would be casually talking about doctors?

So, I tell her directly:
No, seriously, I need that number.

> No, Luke, I am sorry, but I don't have time. I'm cooking.

And she hangs up

THE FUCK???? :akko_sad2:

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