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@LukeAlmighty @Codeki @AngryWraith My friend used to have an alarm clock on his phone that required math to stop. First alarm was simple arithmetic. His second alarm was solving a 3 digit long division, 3 digit multiplication, simple square root, and simple exponential equation, and if you missed one it made you redo all of them. I learned about this at 5 AM on a Friday while camping, as did everyone else in a 100 yard radius.

@BowsacNoodle @AngryWraith @LukeAlmighty Yeah, the kid is nine. How late was he staying up? And why the hell wasn’t the mother doing anything about him staying up late?

Yes, she’s bitching about him not waking up, but he’s a 9-year-old. It’s her job as a parent to fix this. Maybe start by moving the computer to the living room? Making sure that he goes to bed at a reasonable time? Make sure that he doesn’t have a cell phone that he can be on until 3:00 in the morning?

No, act like a giant fucking bitch and smash his digital Legos. That kid’s going to be 40 years old, and telling his kids, “Well, when I was your age, Grandma decided to destroy something that I spent over a year on just because I didn’t do exactly as she told me to.”

And that’s why I don’t leave you alone with her.

Watching geo-guesser video

> I think this is Ukraine, I see a Ukraian flag...

Bruh -_-

Who the fuck wrote this?
We have such a beautiful and colorful language, and this is all that wiki will show me?

@LukeAlmighty @jvetvicka hello friend. Can you tell this retard who simps for jews that TikTok is owned by American Jewish hedgefunds and not any Chinese entity?

https://archive.is/CrlSp

Listening to the latinx shit makes me happy, that Czech is too complicated for wokies to ruin :D

Why the fuck am I even awake right now? I was up for 26-27 hours on just over 2 hours of sleep and I only got 4 just now. Am I really on THAT high of a peak?? Fuck this gay earth.

Quick test:
I heard a lot of whining about a single topic, so here is a question.

If a woman thinks of herself as a friend to a man, what can she provide to a man to make her friendship both worth it to a man, as well as making it clear, that she does consider him only a friend.

I did think of one thing, and it made me apreciate a few such people, but I wonder, if I can get some women to reply anything original :D

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