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Me:
I need to get a good sleep this time

My brain:
Oh, I know exactly what you need.
It's called stress. I will immediately release more adrenaline, increase blood pressure and make your breath faster. And don't worry about that shorter life.

You're welcome

I do not want to farm light dragon parts

Not only is it anoying, but.... the implications. :pepeDread:

Hockey?????
His pre-written speech that literally +90% of people are listening to in order to celebreate a new year, and he decided to talk about hockey.

Am I insane?
Am I just imagining things?

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wait wait wait cult of the lamb is ACTUALLY getting "the sex update????"

AND HE CALLED FOR CENSORSHIP OF INTERNET???

FUCKING TRASHBAG HAS A GREEN BOOT INSTEAD OF BRAIN.

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HOW IS THIS CLOWN IN THE HEAD OF OUR NATION???
I WANT BIDEN FFS!!!

THIS IS UNBEARABLE. I WANT FUCKING BABIŠ. I CANNOT BELIEVE HE'S DIGNIFYING A MASS SHOOTER IN HIS MOST PRESTIGEOUS SPEECH :angry_pepe:

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Presidential Speech for new year.
The MOST important moment...

The first place in his speech took a mass shooter. :pepeFacepalm:

DO NOT DIGNIFY MASS SHOOTERS YOU ABSOLUTE BRAINLET!!!! :angry_pepe:

The fireworks above Prague were forbidden, as well as we were asked to "skip" this year, because of mass shooting

I am so proud of Czech people.
youtube.com/watch?v=BXE6EEqdpB

The fireworks were everywhere, started 6 hours early, and the main salvo held for 20 minutes

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