LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

I am seriously starting to feel a deep hate towards the concept of a game remaster.

Yes, I get it, when the game goes from an early 3D to a full phorotealistic experience. (Mafia might be a good example)

But most modern remakes literally just remove emotional intentional lighting, simplify animation, remove the 20 post-release patches and call it a day... In the better case. In the worse case, they also remove licensed music and change character models for uglier ones.

If a game came out since 2009 (The year, when photorealism in games got beyond the uncany valley), I am just not buying the remake. I want the original vision.

I get, that the preorder offer with the streamer tax did sound great to some execs, but...

I wonder, just how many lost sales does one 2 weeks early That entire model cannot possibly be profitable, right? (well, at least for story based games)

How was Google able to absolutely untangle a complete brainfart? That should not be mathematically possible.

I seriously don't understand how the hell does Google work, but sometimes, it's pure magic.

I wrote > bandoo kaguie game ps1 <
Because I seriously didn't remember the name. It's a series of random letters, that have nothing to do with the game I am fucking looking for.

But it still showed Crash Bandicoot as the first result. HOW?????

> We need to help incels
> Why?
> Because they vote the right....

You gotta love the empathy

I really wosh some of these doctors would enjoy the beautiful feeling of spending 6h a night watching their ceeling night after a night after a night hoping, that their body will finally understand that you need it to shut down... But knowing, that instead they will feel horrible the next day when the body starts falling apart from the lack of rest.

But sure, I will try not drinking the fucking coffee.

BTW, isn't it a weird coincidence, that it takes about 2h of gameplay, before you meet a troon in the Double Exposure?

2 hours... I heard that time somewhere before.

No wonder the game is running like shit. I mean, look at it. It has literally 0 baked shadows. In a static environment, that is considered THE most basic optimalization method. That is 0th class.

You can complain about the Slang in original Life is strange all you want, but if they made it today, that would be quite skibidi.

I mean, 100% pure aura.

You have no idea how awful is the smell of microvaved soap. (or whatever the chemical brainfuck that shit is)

They made the cringe worse...
Not to mention, that she is now 28 years old.

I do NOT want to play as a 28 year old artist girl with pre-pubescent brain FFS!!! Who's idea was that?

The most amazing thing about the new Life is strange game is, just how insanely unoptimalized it is.

HOW? Not only do we live in the age of modern game engines, but this is a 1 room game with 10*10px textures.

It doesn't even use the "brush strokes" effect of the first one. It's just ugly, and still ER cannot run it properly.

Literally every single time... They always do it, when the company is at it's lowest point possible, and just one bad move away from going broke.

In case of Ubisoft, they literally have to re-brand the Assassins creed darkies, as well as rework every meme-worthy decision., that would remind people of the current state in mere 6 months.

Nice.