LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

Friend:
Thank god it's hepatitis and not something more serious like covid.

Me:
Bruh, hepatitis is MUCH MORE dangerous.
Another friend confirms.

He:
Wait a minute.... Then why the fuck are we allowed to go out?

Me:

Btw guys,
Is there any good translation of čert?

What happens to misbehaving kids?
🇺🇲 They receive coal in their sock
🇨🇿 A demon will take them straight to hell, where an endless torture awaits them. Pain, cries for help and suffering of others will become a constant for the rest of their existence.

The people celebrating Helldivers decreasing the installation size by 85% are the same people who celebrate their wife no longer cheating on them.

Oh man, you should watch Breaking bad. It is the best written show on the planet. Every single detail is scientifically accurate.

Actual show:
The MC literally throws an explosive strong enough to blow up building next to his leg to "win"

I am so tired of the entire "muh frontal lobe is not developed" argument.
We do not measure rights by IQ. It never was about the brain size, and if it was, then by 40 we should start removing rights again, since the frontal lobe is at the smaller power level again.

Just accept, that humans will never be a 100% efficient machines. You have right to have an opinion as an 8yo, and you also can do SOME decisions at that age. And that opinion will not stop developing by the age of 60. Humans are fluid beings FFS!!!

Amazing. Google adverts are so dumb, that by now, they are offering me ads in language I don't understand.

Enter was acting so inconsistently in web forms, that by now, I got used to never pressing it without the shift key.

And now MS Word is acting all weird for no reason

I have overslept again. I guess the work is getting quite insane at the moment.

On the other hand, 96.0, so I cannot complain 🤣