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Question stolen from Twitter:
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

@LukeAlmighty meanwhile, the imperial system, the speed of light is almost exactly 1 gigafoot per second

They are truly either losing their minds, or they are strategically re-gressing their talking points all the way to 0.

People in the comments are literally calling the guy woke, because he doesn't agree with gender politics, and stated only 2 sexes.

At least make it gradual FFS. The only truly sad part is, that some retarded right wingers will take them seriously :D

God: Sets light speed too 300 000 000m/s

Humans: Measure meter slightly off.
God: Doesn't matter, they will realize this mistake soon.

Humans measure speed of light and accept it's 299 792 458m/s
God: Are you all seriously that stupid?

You know the Cyberpunk devs were laughing their ass off, when making the only young "romance option" into a lesbian.

Boss, I am tired.

I don't want to create a new account for every single bullshit.

Sadly, the comic I really wanted to generate is blocked by filters...

Because god forbid, I ask to get a pic of Spiderman stopping a crime.

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This is just weird. Gemini just refused to draw a comic containing a public figure.

What figure I mean? Lucius fox. 🫣
Either way, enjoy the test doodle.

There is nothing more anoying then hearing a really smart person talk about destroying flat earthers.

Yeah... You have used your supperior intelect to read a 4th grade level wikipedia article and belittle people doing scientific experiments unironically doing the most important part of scientific method. Checking base assumptions.

People are seriously now complaining about :cryana: ?

How did they not learn their lesson with 👌 ?

HR pepple are all fucking snakes.
In a job interview, they literally ended with saying, that I should be training 2 skills, since I will need them for the next round of interview.

I am not an idiot, so I knew there won't be a next round, but how evil do you have to be to give actual homework to people you don't want to hire? Yeah, obviously they never contacted me again...

Does anyone have the screenshot with the quote about majority of problems being caused by normies and NTs both sharing the same internet?

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