LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

How can anyone possibly anwser no to this question?

Jediná rukola která mě zajímá vznikne kombinací slov Rum a Kola.

So, I have finally had the chance to watch Street fighter dotay, and it is one of the hardest movies to talk about this year. Capcom yet again had hardened my love-hate relationship with a product, where I orgasm over some parts, while ripping my hair out over others. They just don't know any other way.

This is the most 90s movie ever made since the 90s. I am not even joking. The nostalgia blast of the pure cringe atmosphere of 90 was the freshest air in the modern stale era. The characters (with 2 exceptions) were pure eye candy, and I loved the lighthearted atmosphere throughout the entire movie. Characters were memorable and fighting scenes were both entertaining and holding true to the signature movesets of each character. And even though, some characters are way stronger then others in an obvious and unscalable way, literally all battles felt powerscaled properly.

But, here is the catch. And with Capcom, the catch is ALWAYS everywhere.
First off: If you are a fan of Ryu, you will suffer. Literally every scene he's in is a stale cliche. I mean, that you have heard literally every line he ever said in the entire movie in at least 10 other B movies. And I mean literally every single line. He's not a stereotype, he's a THE ONE AND ONLY STEREOTYPE.

M Bison is a Nazi. Therefore, to make him literally anything else then agay weakling would be a crime in this age. Therefore, they made sure you couldn't take him seriously.

The 90s humor had a true marvel humor scenes in them that took you out of the 90s atmosphere and the story was so plane, you could have just connected the fight scenes with "and then he opened next door, and in next room was oponent Y". It would not change your enjoyment.

So, yeah... I had a blast, and my friend seemed to be entertained too. But, for every scene where I felt immersed, there was a scene where I suffered. I would still recomend it, but only, because the nostalgia blast is hell of a drug.

I would forgot.
ANIME YEAAAAA
The movie is showing a ton of flashbacks from the past, and all of them are shown in an animated form. These segments look amazing, and for a moment, you feel like you're watching a way supperior production only to be taken back to the live action.

And I would get the intro, or 1 more flashback. But there were about 8 of them, each with a serious kickback feeling, whenever it ends. And most of them are completely pointless too. Literally Capcom. They make a few anime scenes only to show you what they could have done, but won't give it to you anyways.

People telling you that the Tesla thrusters are useless have literally no immagination. If they had even slight 1%, then they would realize immediately, that it's the fastest paralel parking system ever created.

Oh my god, people are so pathetically hipocritical these days.

It's Call of duty. The entitre point og the game is to go on a mass murder spree. Every single enemy in that game is implied to have a family and a cause to fight for. That is the meaning of a war you idiots.

The disneyfication of war has seriously reached levels I would not think ever possible.

I don't need it...
I don't need it...
I don't need it...
I don't need it...

I NEEEED IT!!!!

Consuming a lot of Harry Potter lately, it made me realize, that there is a cute little message in there.

All those lessons with man/eating cabbages clearly show, that British kids truly yearn for a bit more dangerous excitement in their school life.

A feeling I am sure not many Americans understand.

Yeah...
And I just started playing the Hogwards legacy... and the game is literally about you being special because of your blood. Who would have thought >D

Hate on JK rowling all you want, but never forget, that she made an entire prequel series just to confirm, that pure-bloodedness is fucking real and it leads to power some might consider unnatural.

In fact, it outright states, that Dumbledore himself is not some wise grand master. No, he just has the steroid blood.

A girl I know just started taking Testosterone recently. Without hesitation, she slides into my DMs and is florting now.

WTH dude? What does that even mean?

If I see one more fucking comment calling the new Tesla car "rocket league", I'm going to snap.

It's obviously Distance you normies.