Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

@LukeAlmighty
I guess battle pass... at least you're not promoting gambling to children.

@thor
When you mentioned "silky inside" it made me think of a Romanian dish that uses mostly beans. And just now I realize what a weird name it has: "beaten beans".

We boil the beans in a pressure cooker to ensure that buttery smooth inside, then mash them like you would potatoes, add crushed garlic and salt to taste. You might need to add some of the water you used to boil the beans in to ensure a soft creamy consistency.
Then as a topping, you fry chopped onions in oil and add tomato sauce.

It's served cold. Picture for reference on how it will look like.

@Terry
They must be atheist.

@thor
So what are you making with the beans?

@a1ba
I'm a zombie. Does that count?

People still not understanding the basic principles of vaccines, almost 3 years after the start of a pandemic, makes my brain hurt.

@colonelj
Maybe you would, but I wouldn't.

@FloatingGhost
He has chosen his waifu.

Soylent green is made from takodachis!

Do I need to start asking doctors if they took the Hippocratic oath when I'm sick?

@colonelj
Really? 🤨 Are you guys really mindless apes?

@mushroom_soup @Awoo
Those are some cute awoos.

@icedquinn
>libertarian left exists
It might depend on how much left you mean by libertarian left, but you're gonna have a hard time convincing people they (still) exist.
Part of the problem is even the most basic moderate left/social policies involve a government enforcing things, and that throws libertarianism out.

@greentext
You do what Hitler did: kill yourself. It's the only way.

@kho
I'm guessing he's going for the "I have a right to face my accusers", only he forgot that his accusers is the state.

@bebe
The hard decisions in life.

@coolboymew
Your AI watched too many American Pie movies.

@diresock
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: trans people don't belong in the military. Last thing you need during a war is soldiers that have a 40% chance of doing a favor for the opposition.