Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

People say "calm your tits" all the time. How come no one ever says "calm your dick"?

@p
>Same energy as Devo
I don't know what Devo is.

>They're the size of a building!
See, clearly you're exaggerating. I feel like my assessment of them being... above average, is more factual and a reasonable thing to say.

>You can't get energy from nothing.
Precisely why I stated that they seem to be supernatural and denying the laws of thermodynamics. Even if they're not literal death lasers, there's still no biological mechanism that allows breast tissue to generate coherent beams of laser light. Even if they're light show lasers, normal breasts cannot generate those. As such, those tits need to be calmed.

>what about cia tits
CIA, FBI, NSA, and all the other letter agencies were hit by feminism and DEI practices in the last decade, which has severely nerfed tits within their departments, and eradicated all funding for tit research and development. The idea that CIA currently has the know how to create such tits is absurd. They do have tit shrink rays though... really dangerous ones. Avoid at all costs.

>We'll have to agree to disagree.
That's fair.

>This woman's tits defy math
Again, you're just grossly exaggerating their size, likely because you have some tit fetish. Which... I mean that's fine. It's a perfectly healthy fetish to have. But we need to be realistic about things in such discussions.

@beardalaxy Can you blame them? Also, why were the US troops there with anime body pillows?! I'm surprised American military didn't throw them out.

@p
> You do not know that the lasers are deadly.
They look pretty dangerous to me. I mean look at her stance. Look at that power pose. That lady means business. That's not a light show she's putting up. She has the stance of a superhero ready to fight her enemies.

>They are much more massive
I feel like you're exaggerating. I'm sure I've seen bigger.

>thus contain more energy
It's not about the amount of matter/energy they can contain according to Einstein's equations, but the fact that the laser tits seem to be generating energy out of thin air. There's no known mechanism for tits to convert matter into energy in the form of highly energetic coherent photon beams.

>Also they attacked a person, which tits can't do
To me it looks more like the lady flicked her chest a bit, and it made the tits jiggled. Hitting the person was just incidental.

>Actually, the connecting tissue strength[...] Either magic is holding them to that torso or they are made of something different.
As you can see, this lady is not wearing a bra. Why is that important? Studies revealed that bras actually have a negative effect on promoting strength in breast connective tissue. Basically, breast tissue acts like a muscle, which you need to exercise in order to fully support itself. This lady clearly adequately exercises her breasts, which allows the connecting tissue to be stronger than average. There's no magic here, just advanced science put into practice.

@p I don't know, these tits look a lot calmer.
As you can see, there's no literal death lasers shooting out of them. Sure, these tits are... above average in size, but they don't exhibit any supernatural ability that defy the laws of thermodynamics.

Death to all inanimate objects!

@p CALM YOUR TITS!

@redleger It's not over till it's over.

@mushroom_soup
Pope Leo XIV looks a bit different in this picture... must be the light.

@BasedLunatic
There's one thing I've been wondering for many years. Why is porn still being made? What's stopping all the porn sites and porn studios from just re-releasing old videos as if they're new?
Imagine if PornHub just gave you random videos from it's entire back catalog whenever you browsed, instead of giving you the latest chronologically. Would you know the difference? What are the chances you'd actually encounter the same video multiple times? Likely pretty slim.
Why pay porn "actors" to make new porn, when there's so much of it already in archive? Literally nobody has watched all the porn in existence. And even if new porn stopped being produced, literally nobody ever could watch all of it.

@j @matrix
>bubbles in beer
>liquid moves in bottles
Pretty sure HL:Alyx had that bro.. chill the fuck down.

Do you 'member when all the memes used to be legen... wait for it... dary! Legendary!

Habemus papam!

I rate this 5 out of 10.

Why are you like this?

@Nepiant
As usual, the truth lies somewhere in the middle. The internet IS full of bots. That is 100% true. And there's been a bigger and bigger influx of bots in the last two decades.
It's just that some of the bots are made of silicon and computer code, and others are made of meat and flesh.

@g @LukeAlmighty
And there's no problem living in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the only war targets where nukes were used.
As you said, depends a lot on the bomb quality. And doing nuclear tests is a vastly different matter than using the finished product.
I'm not familiar with the Marshall Islands themselves, but a lot of the early nuclear testing was much dirtier than what US manage to produce later on, because scientists really didn't know much about what would/could happen. Remember, there were some who genuinely believed there was a slim possibility for the entire atmosphere to ignite in a nuclear cascade reaction.

If it comes down to it, we'll have to see how many bombs each side has the guts to drop before they give up the war, but I don't really foresee a long term nuclear contamination issue, as much as I expect to see a problem of ruined infrastructure that will bring both countries to collapse. And we might see the rest of the world stigmatizing India and Pakistan for starting a nuclear conflict, so there's gonna be a reluctance to invest in the redevelopment of the two countries.