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Get a prostate exam! Get a prostate exam! Get a prostate exam!

Death to all people! Eventually... of old age probably. Some of them in car accidents... some slipping in the bathtub... a couple of freak electrocutions... but... death to everyone!

@icedquinn Hey! He EARNED those subsidies. What, you think Trump's dick is the only one he sucked in his life?

For legal purposes, this post was a joke.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating
Easy vote. Suiseiseki, hands down.

Tomato may be annoying, but I can easily ignore him, cause he doesn't thirst for my ass. And he hasn't invaded any of my posts or replies to annoy me with his simping behavior.

Suiseiseki constantly invades people's threads to faggot about free software or some shit.

So Suiseiseki 100% has my vote.

@VD15
I wish we had a better picture tbh. I think with a better mugshot he could get a 4.

@lebronjames75
I'm wondering if that wasn't a li-ion battery to begin with. They usually have a bad habit of wanting to catch on fire if you open them like this.

Don't forget to like and pledge eternal servitude to Satan! And hit that bell to sign away your soul!

There's like a 5% chance that an asteroid hits the Moon in 2032.

@LukeAlmighty @matrix
From what I gather, the situation is: "you have a right to bear arms, but you don't get to threaten people".

P.S. "aristic" Where you trying to say "autistic" or "artistic"?

@zero Someone with a Twitter account should @ pippa for the lolz and ask her to disavow.

@icedquinn Could easily be a case of dual-use tech.
Could be nothing of course, but it smells fishy to me. The feature list and readme is ridiculously long and detailed for an open source software project on it's first release. It could make sense if they moved the repository from somewhere else to github recently.

@icedquinn Sounds like the kind of software you'd use for a Chinese social media human bot farm.

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