I managed to discover the truth behind @sjw. They're actually Jews in disguise. That's why they have so many alt accounts. The Jews are trying to infiltrate Fediverse through these alt accounts and take over.
Me: You can't improve on "Steamed hams".
A-ha: Challenge accepted!
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...