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>Dad
>”Have you been using ChatGPT for your job search?”
>”I enhanced your resume with ChatGPT”
>sends me indian AI slop LinkedIn articles
I am pretty lenient on boomers but fuck man I want to fucking slam him into a refrigerator

Imagine if Kanye actually like read a fascist book or something, imagine that zonked-out-on-nitrous negro brain writing music after reading Evola

Going back in time to tell Hitler he won and showing him the latest Kanye music video

@sendpaws yeah but brand-name soda is like $12 a 12 pack now :(

I am NOT going to the gym with this drink mix (or am I)

Fun activity: replace a word from the title of one of your favorite games with "nigger!" I'll start:

Nigger 2

@SnugSmug @Dude idk Strive was pretty hot before Daisuke showed his troon intent with Bridget, but yeah since then it supplanted Smash in the FGC as that game the gay weirdos play

@Hyperhidrosis I remember this shit being in the bargain bin at Toys R Us :(

@Zergling_man Yeah thinking about it at least there is a reasonable possibility I'll see them again. I've totally fucked up missing out on cool new friends elsewhere at like concerts and stuff though

@PurpCat I think I've grown out of being shy but now I just am too dumb to remember lmao. And I always leave my phone in the car or locker to not distract me

>some people strike up a conversation with me at the gym
>talk for like 15 minutes about stuff, they're really cool
>gotta leave, say "well nice to meet you, bye"
>no exchange of any contact information or anything
>will probably never see them again
MANY SUCH CASES

@sendpaws and console gamers have to pay monthly for that privilege

@mischievoustomato what if I’m on a Leenux distro full time and have no issues and I’m happy with it :)

@beardalaxy I am, unfortunately most people just want to use me and complain about me rather than contribute to the project 😔

nigger at conbini grabbed me MENTHOL ULTRALIGHTS and I didn't notice and paid and all purchases final on tobacco

@LukeAlmighty you don't understand it needs to have 7.1 channel uncompressed audio for the six people who will use it and 8k uncompressed textures so you need a $1000 GPU to run it

@hfaust they let only Jap IPs play the game but are sponsoring a museum in Kentucky wtf

Ran a mile under 10 minutes for the first time in my life :LETSGO:

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