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@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz this is one part of college I'm legit scared of.

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz what if the Antichrist is a hunky demon daddy?

I know it's not but let's just imagine.

I've never been more thankful for dual monitors because the software my teacher uses doesn't detect it if you're using Ubuntu (like I am) so I can dick around on one monitor and actually pretend to pay attention on the other.

@xianc78 I chose do to offline learning for my final year (last year of high school) simply because I can't be fucked to deal with the circus that is going to be in person learning right now. Plus I get to do homework in my pajamas. If I'm going to be forcefed bullshit propaganda I just ask that I'm comfy.

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz @why muscle bottoms or femmes, one is acceptable, the other should be punishable by stoning.

I've never wanted to gay bash someone so bad and this is someone who has had serious thoughts about the dick sizes of fictional characters.

@why @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz meanwhile in the male state I'm STILL fucking single because my area is full of prissy bottoms who call me "sis".

@RehnSturm256@neckbeard.xyz it would be funny if we weren't in such a terrifying position because of it. @LukeAlmighty @nsp31a

@heavens_feel@neckbeard.xyz I've already started falling into my dreams and fanfictions etc.

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz once we create artificial wombs we'll be okay. If you find a woman, good for you. If not, you can spread your seed anyway.

"Women should make more money!"
Men: okay
"Broke men are hurting women!"
Men: can you FUCKING DECIDE?!

@heavens_feel@neckbeard.xyz I never thought I'd ever say this but can I go back to being a kid again? I hate this.

@xianc78 not to mention I had to go through schooling of "you're a white male, hate yourself!" from one end and informal "you're a faggot so kill yourself!" from another.

Going to higher education is basically determined by how much of a good goy™ I can be and the trades they end up just hiring "migrants" that are easier to exploit for wages.

Oh and let's not forget I won't ever see social security or anything like that. I was supposed to have fun my last two years of high school, instead I was stuck inside on zoom with incompetent teachers (I give them some slack at first because some have never done this much with tech but FUCK)

@nsp31a @LukeAlmighty Biden is one of those people that you see and wonder "how the FUCK did you get there?"

@LukeAlmighty @Kagekokoro@neckbeard.xyz same — they don't even have the decency to buy me dinner.

@Kagekokoro@neckbeard.xyz A lot of my interests are either a lot more expensive now, difficult or near impossible because of government red tape, or just no longer a thing. I did get into anime and strange conspiracy theories.

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