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@becassine the only thing I don't like about this picture is that sons should learn how to cook as well

@shadow @BillJohnson did I miss something, because I like dick and do none of this.

@matana People were surprised when I mentioned that I'm originally from Canada but lived half my life in the USA.

One person, with complete seriousness, said "say something Canadian!"

People are morons.

Un flambeau, Jeannette, Isabelle -
Un flambeau! Courons au berceau!
C'est Jésus, bonnes gens du hameau.
Le Christ est né; Marie appelle!
Ah! Ah! Que la Mère est belle,
Ah! Ah! Que l'Enfant est beau!

Probably hitting up the bars after work, seeing if I can con stupid old fags into giving me free drinks and shit.
«oui, j'toé joué, mais t'aimes-tu, ne?»

キミの心を弄ぶ、それが男心さ。

@rasterman I am an entity of chaos, men fear me, women are confused by me, the animals and I have a strange agreement. Gays are confused and horny. I am unbound by the laws of logic. @SneedsterSpeedster @ChristiJunior @apropos @DK_Dharmaraj

@ChristiJunior Buck breaking never happened because it's not like there were better White men to choose from. It's like yeeting a gemstone to pick up a rock. @rasterman @apropos @DK_Dharmaraj

@LouisConde >mfw all the trash in the gay scene is filtered just by being a pureblood.

All the work is done for me! Awesome!

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Does anyone else think we should just abolish the White House Press Corps and have the Press Secretary livestream while answering superchat questions?

Useful phase in Japanese. 

@Misato note for readers: "maru" is simply a placeholder here.

So this guy apparently has 4 wives.

I choose an alternate reality where he has one wife (because children) and 3 husbands.

@matana battle grandmas are mage class, you don't see them because they prefer it

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