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@sjw can't do that if she's flat

@sjw grooming sounds in the background

YO WHAT THE FUCK
HIS NAME ISN'T ONYX
IT'S ONIX

it's called a road, it's called a rainbow road

@Mr_NutterButter ???

@givenup all i'm saying is that there is a reason why trannies are so prevalent in super niche interests, such as game modding/development and speedrunning. they're autists who would have been considered just weird before, but now they're basically groomed/influenced by other autists in their niche communities to become trannies. they are not immune to propaganda, they are just immune to things that a normal person wouldn't be. no normal person troons out, though.

@Mr_NutterButter jacking off to lolis is 100% justified

@givenup the majority of trannies i have seen are on the spectrum. i think it's a huge issue, actually.

@rlier23 which ninja gaiden? NES original or the 3D ones that came later?

@ChristiJunior @Nesano @Dude real. the gameplay is hella fun but yeah there's a lot of bullshit in here too that i honestly thought was overblown before i started playing it.

it's legitimately impossible to make a pretty human female character btw. i had to use a half wood elf to get anything even remotely nice to look at, because even the half high elves didn't look that great.

(no i did not buy the game)

@nikiboo druids don't polymorph. they use wildshape to turn into a beast. as it would happen, you can also only use polymorph to turn a creature into a beast. in order to change a creature into a different creature, you would need to use true polymorph, but you can't change age with true polymorph, just what kind of creature they are. the closest you could get to "polymorphing into a child" would be to use true polymorph to transform into a halfling.

perhaps there is some illusion spell that could give you the appearance of a child, but illusion spells only work well if not interacted with, because they are illusions. i could use disguise self to turn into what looks to be a 4'10" child, but it would be a purely visual thing and any interaction would result in the same feeling of an adult body, including any clothing. that's why when you use disguise self you typically only want to change the way your face looks or something.

a changeling gets somewhat close to being able to do this, but they are constrained in the way that they cannot change outside of their size class, which is medium. a child will typically be classified as small. so they can't go super young, but maybe like 12 years old or something like that.

there is only one way i know of to actually make yourself younger in age (that isn't homebrew) and that would be through the use of the wish spell. that seems incredibly dangerous and frivolous though, since you can have monkey's paw effects as well as the possibility of losing the ability to cast wish altogether. if you are a level 17 wizard or bard, you won't be casting wish to do things outside of its normal constraints unless you're desperate and realize you may never cast it again, giving up ultimate power for whatever reason you might need to. transforming into a kid to have sex with someone isn't worth it lol, especially because for the time you specified you wanted to be a kid you would be completely defenseless, and you don't make it to level 17 without making a few enemies. doing that would be incredibly foolish.

dragonirian isn't right, but he's got the right spirit.

@sickburnbro never heard this before. i'll have to mull over it a while.

@olmitch dude should just send her back a picture of him dressed like that

@givenup every time i see this meme i am required to say "but what about trannies"