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@LordMordred i'm a little worried that she's going to end up actually really hurting herself so tying her to a chair is a good idea

@histoire @RehnSturm256 actually a daddy daughter date looking at the stars and ending it with telling her she's the prettiest star in the universe sounds pretty perfect to me

@RehnSturm256 @mischievoustomato girl calls you daddy while simultaneously causing you to become one

My politics are whatever makes this punishable by being hanged by your testicles while having your honey smeared face eaten alive by ravenous insects.

lol do you guys remember when every mom on the internet was freaked out that momo was going to like kill their child or something

huh, got a milk chocolate bar that doesn't have any added sugar and it tastes super weird. not bad, just really not what i'm used to chocolate tasting like at all. it's some weird crossbreed between milk and dark chocolate.

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