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@BasedLunatic I grew up listening to van halen and Tom petty and my zoomer friends don't even know who they are...

@mushroom_soup step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
Step 4: and that's the way you do it
Step 5: it's my dick in a box
Step 6: it's my dick in a box babe

@lina @gav yeah I don't know what this sentence structure is all about lmao
But honestly the less valorant players on bf6 the better

@mushroom_soup I mean, instead of sugar they put in protein. Still the same amount of mass. But I'm no chemist.

@coded_artist there are only 13 teams? How is this taken seriously at all??

NEW - Ursula's new "European Media Freedom Act" permits the arrest of journalists if it is in the "public interest." https://www.disclose.tv/id/33ahwmd0xk/

@RustyCrab saying you don't have any change while the coins jingle in your pocket is fucking hilarious

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