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Kani is a crab. An angry crab (💢🦀). He pinches people which makes them cry and groan in pain (😭, 'UUOGH'). His behavior must be corrected. Sometimes the FBI gets involved because of animal abuse.

@LukeAlmighty uhhh 4 hours for sure. especially if you can time waking up with your sleep cycle. there is an app on android called Sleep As Android that's really good at tracking that and waking you up at an appropriate time.

there are sleep schedules that focus on getting two 4 hour sleeps instead of one 8 hour sleep. or three 3 hour sleeps. there is some evidence to show that, at least as an adult, it might be healthier to do that, but i'm sure it just depends on the person. sleep seems to be something that everyone needs a different amount of and at different times.

okay so there is caffeine free dr pepper, but it's THIRTY DOLLARS FOR A 12 PACK. wtf u mean???

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i wish they made decaf sodas. i just like the taste idgaf about the caffeine. the caffeine makes it inconvenient. if i want caffeine i'll get an energy drink.

@moi that's the best part about stuff like spotify, the discovery aspect. i have found so much new music that way. and yeah, way easier than piracy, especially when the metadata doesn't work correctly and you have to tag all the tracks yourself.

weird fucking thought i randomyl had, but i thought of a good strategy to convert km to miles, roughly.

halve the kilometers by 2, then take 1/4 of the resulting number and add it to the resulting number and you have a rough estimate of the amount of miles.

80km / 2 = 40
40 / 4 = 10
40 + 10 is 50, and 80km is roughly 50 miles.

now, going from miles to kilometers, you can also get a rough estimate by doubling your miles, taking 1/5 of that number and subtracting it from the doubled miles to get your kilometer estimate.

50 miles * 2 = 100
100 / 5 = 20
100 - 20 = 80km

this works with other numbers too, often within a margin of error of less than a tenth. give it a shot.

@AverageHanzo the cutest little thing on the entire planet <3 <3 <3 <3

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