beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@Yokappa hell valley sky lolicons

introducing the new gamersupps flavor, redacted!

hmmm

@RehnyNytes256 oh you mean if i'm actually doing something dangerous, not if i accidentally do something dangerous? i mean, the most dangerous thing i do probably is riding my scooter to work. don't have anyone near me for that. crashed once last year due to a seizure and something in the bike lane but thankfully it wasn't serious. but like, i gotta get to work somehow and i'd rather ride than pay money for uber or something. especially since it's not like car accidents don't exist either.

there is a certain amount of risk doing a lot of necessary things in life, just gotta take it all into account whenever you do something. the risk of me actually driving is too high, because i'm going very fast and instead of just fucking myself up if i'm on a scooter, i could fuck other people up if i'm in a car.

@RehnyNytes256 i grabbed the ranch probably because i make sandwiches with ranch, and my brain just defaulted to "oh he's making food that he's grabbing a condiment for, it must be ranch."

i even do this when i'm playing music sometimes, if i have an absence seizure in the middle of a song i'll just keep playing the song if i have practiced it enough. then i'll "come back" in a completely different part of the song and have to re-orient where i am based on what i'm currently playing xD

@RehnyNytes256 thankfully i am not a very dangerous person lol

so when i have absence seizures i'll normally just keep doing the task i was already doing before but i kind of go auto-pilot mode. i have these all the time and it's why i can't drive.

just now, while making hotdogs, i had one and put ranch on one of them instead of ketchup 😭IT'S AWFUL!!

@Mr_NutterButter my old shoes are maybe 2cm wider and apparently that's enough to make my foot not hurt, crazy.

@Ice_Vmp @nicokobayashi@baraag.net minus?????

somewhere along the way i fucked up my right foot so i need wider shoes now i guess. no idea how that happened. happened at some point from like 2021-2023 but all i did that i can think of which would have actually affected that is bought new shoes which actually were wider. so maybe i put more weight on my right foot and it just adjusted to the room offered by the new shoes or something. no idea but it sucks xD

In an alternate timeline where I can drive, I become an amazing racist with either way too many tickets or a fatal end from a freak F1 accident. Maybe it's for the best I can't xD

@RealRaul futa

@mikuphile @Ghislaine yes it is actually a massive difference

@casytay @bunguy >I swear I'm not a furry but
that's what they all say

@Forestofenchantment my brother went into IT first and basically springboarded from that into digital security or whatever. He works at a company with some smaller contracts and apparently the boss comes in blitzed every now and then lol.