beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

Saw some white in my hair just now and started freaking out, thinking I'm not old enough to have white hair yet! Then I remembered I have vitiligo and have had white hair since I was like 10.

@TheEternalBungholio @mischievoustomato the handsome squidward of women (still would)

@Economic_Hitman this art legitimately has sovl and I will fight anyone who disagrees

@TheEternalBungholio chuds would be complaining she has a man jaw

@Eiswald that's why every time he puts a time period on something I tell people to add at least ten years on top of it

@Economic_Hitman I like his hat

If all you do is "trust the experts" then you're going to be in a rough spot when the "experts" change their minds.

@Atomic_Samson @sickburnbro yeah unfortunately I don't think we are on the best timeline, they got a lot of work to do to prove otherwise

@eee pretty much every politician (especially conservatives) is like this so it isn't like I'm sniffing them out or anything, it's more just seeing a pattern

@eee I didn't even know who this guy was before yesterday but I figured this was the case. It always is.

@sickburnbro @Atomic_Samson that would unironically be the best timeline

@DEERBLOOD ooooff, I did something similar once. My gf was sitting on my knee, we were taking photos, and my leg started getting really tired so I asked "how much longer do we have to pose like this" and everyone interpreted it as me calling her fat :|

@creamqueen Mc ride meets the big moth and doesn't give a fuck

@mitchconner only time I do this is when I'm making sure somebody knows what I'm talking about and I think they do but I'm not sure. "hey you know how they pick up the trash every Wednesday right?" that sort of shit

@oussy @Woody I want my music to go viral on limewire being attributed to somebody else