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tom holland as link
scarlett johannson as zelda
terry crews as ganondorf (he has a musical number about wanting to rule hyrule)
chris rock as a goron
ryan reynolds as navi

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>live action zelda movie

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

core memory unlocked. when i first figured out how to fart with my armpit in like 1st grade i did it so much that i got a rash and used a bathroom pass at school to put water from the drinking outfit on my armpit :meru_lul:

@BigTLarrity I would literally pay extra to have a White woman's feet touch my food over a brown person's hands

Life hack: if you got multiple costumes you can go get candy multiple times!

wtf dude we had daylight savings time, setting the clock back an hour, on sunday and i didn't even realize it?? wtf happened? i was probably awake when it happened and just didn't register my clock going backwards. someone must have been really quick to change the time on the oven too.

Guys I think that we're focusing on the wrong thing today.

Yes, the manifesto is probably fake, but ya know what isn't?

God's sense of humor. Israel accidentally blew up one of their own hospitals in the exact same way they claimed Hamas did
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