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NUKES WERE DEVELOPED BY STUDYING DEMON SUMMONING RITUALS NOT SCIENCE

NUKES CRYSTALIZE SAND INTO PENTAGRAMS (GOOGLE "TRINITE")

OPPENHEIMER WAS LITERALLY A COURT SORCEROR FOR FDR
Apple says 8GB of RAM on a Mac is equivalent to 16GB on a real computer. But how does an 8GB Mac perform objectively on simple tasks?

wccftech.com/m3-macbook-with-8gb-ram-real-world-test/

Poorly, it seems.

If you leave your browser open with a bunch of tabs while using Lightroom, expect things to take 2.5x longer. If you're using Final Cut Pro to edit video, up to 4x longer.

There's absolutely no excuse for the existence of a $1600 laptop with only 8GB of RAM. 16GB of RAM is barely adequate for running any serious desktop task these days.
grandparents keep asking me why I don't have a gf.
like nigga, I don't even know where to begin telling you what's been happening since the 50's

i used to really like eating raw raisins as a kid, but as an adult i fucking hate them. isn't that the opposite of what's supposed to happen?

if i eat raisins anymore they have to either be chocolate covered or mixed with my cereal.

what boomers and x-ers fail to grasp when they mock zoomers for "not being able to handle 5-8" is that zoomers 5-8 is nothing like theirs ever was, when they were properly taught and introduced to the workforce; could freely socialize, drink cofe, and waste company time on petty drama; and even while wasting time they knew they would be paid good enough to support a family and even have some time nice vacation

nobody is there to teach zoomers pretty much anything even when (and they often do) pay for their internship instead of getting paid; no socializing can be done when eagle-eyed bosses screech when they "catch" you going to the bathroom; you have to be always available even after hours or else you're a "weak asset" and as a result get no rest; and when the payout is barely enough to pay rent and food but no luxuries like insulin, honestly, why even bother with 5-8

millennials are a special case, they never entered the workforce at all, forever denied by the "you have no work experience :(" barrier

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