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being naked with your dick and balls bouncing around is a good way to distract the enemy, can let you get a free slice or stab at them when they stare at you in shock

RT: https://poa.st/objects/f61a2bee-f747-4dd8-a737-8e9c6c509fdb

welp, they may be coming in june but that takes care of christmas presents for two of my roommates xD no fuckin idea what i was gonna get them but now i'll just have to be like "uhhh yeah your presents are gonna be here in 6 months but they're pretty cool"

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LOL my parents said we were going to Disney Land in 2003 and I asked if I could bring the GameCube with me xD

Watching VHS tapes with childhood sweethearts in them, wondering what could have changed if we stayed in that house. Maybe nothing. Maybe it would have been worse. All I can hope is that I have children and give them memories just like these.

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