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roommate bought tons of pizza and we asked if we could have some, he said yes, we all even paid him for our slices.

dude got butthurt because "he bought the pizza for himself" and wrote "last two slices are mine" on the box in the fridge. it's been a week and that pizza is bad now, the slices went uneaten.

fuckin blows my mind.

I can't remember if I posted this or not but it's worth posting again:

The best thing a woman can wear is short shorts and an oversized hoodie. So snuggly.

that's more money than i've earned my entire life thus far and she is just being granted it because she fucked other dumb cops on the job and people made fun of her for it

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i actually can't believe that whore cop is getting paid $500,000 that's fucking ridiculous dude

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